When the Loot Goblin Gets You

A gamer sits in a dark room, only the glow of their monitor lighting their face. The screen shows an epic boss fight, but suddenly a tiny, glowing loot goblin zips across the screen. The player's eyes go wide, they lean in, and then their chair tips back and they fall out of frame. Camera is a medium shot, slightly low angle, handheld with a quick whip-pan to follow the goblin. Style is gritty, high-contrast, with a slight chromatic aberration. The player's reaction is pure panic and greed. Sound effects of a comedic slide whistle and a crash.