My Parrot Became the Morning News Anchor

Create a fast-paced vertical newsroom parody starring a colorful African grey parrot perched behind a tiny desk with a microphone and scattered papers. Begin with a dramatic low-angle push-in, using a wide lens and urgent handheld movement as the parrot turns toward camera. Switch to a crisp close-up whenever it whistles, bobs, or mimics a phrase. Use cool studio lighting with a bright key light, subtle rim light, and a vivid blue background. Add clean broadcast-style cuts, reaction inserts of a sleepy dog, and serious lower-third graphics without readable brand names. The parrot should feel confident, expressive, and hilariously overqualified for the job.