Goldfish Becomes a Weather Reporter

Make a surreal, family-friendly vertical news parody starring a goldfish as a tiny weather reporter inside a beautifully decorated aquarium. Start with a 24mm establishing shot of the tank styled like a miniature TV studio, including safe plastic clouds, a tiny weather map, and colorful plants. Use a smooth underwater camera glide, then cut to a macro 90mm close-up as the fish swims past icons representing sunshine, rain, and snow. Light the tank with soft blue LEDs and warm highlights, keeping the fish calm and natural. Add a polished US local-news voiceover: "Expect scattered bubbles with a strong chance of snacks." End with the fish photobombing the forecast.